I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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