ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
What a dumb baby whore.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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