Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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