We're like a lot better than the average bears
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I just want to make out with him forever
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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