Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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