Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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