WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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