so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
my poor anus
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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