youre lurking in front of me
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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