I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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