I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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