i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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