don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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