I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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