Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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