i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
