For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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