I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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