Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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