2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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