god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
