I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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