i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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