I think my vagina is haunted
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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