I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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