I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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