Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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