so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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