you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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