Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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