Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
