yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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