So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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