i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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