He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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