So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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