i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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