VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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