I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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