It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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