so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Green mimosas i think yes
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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