we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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