This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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