K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
