pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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