No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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