I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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