What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
