Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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