if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
A+ Viking dick
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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